Comedy Central’s The Roast of Charlie Sheen (SHABOOTY REVIEW) #SheenRoast
I just finished watching the Charlie Sheen roast on Comedy Central. It was decent. Not that many people killed. Normally, you have the best comic for last, and they had Patrice O’Neal in there and as a closer he sucked. Jeff Ross was the best roaster, he should have been last. Why wasn’t Whitney Cummings there? She has a new show coming out on NBC and the only thing she’s good at is roasting… talk about promotion fail.
The chick from Grey’s Anatomy (Kate Walsh) was pretty funny. Half of the people I still don’t even remember their names, so it’s hard to review them off the top of my head. Lol.
Mike Tyson bombed obviously, but they had to have him there to make tattoo and black jokes. A sober Steve-O is a waste of time. A sober Charlie Sheen is a waste of time. We’re talking about comedy here.
They should have had more close up shots on Brooke Mueller, Charlie’s ex-wife that was there in the audience. Not enough of those, I wanted to see her reactions. Denise Richards was no where to be found, what a shocker there. In fact, her name was not even mentioned ONE TIME! Perhaps she was off limits?
Jon Lovitz sucked, but what else would you expect?
Anthony Jezzleman (that’s how I spelled it before I just googled his name), or rather, Anthony Jeselnik — he actually killed, but again, no one knows his name. I had to google it.
Pretty much the only three roasters worth a shit were Anthony Jezzleman, Kate Walsh, and Jeff Ross. No Lampanelli.
Still, the show did fly by, which is a product of an entertaining show. Granted, I didn’t bother watching it live so I could fast forward thru all of the commercials.
That’s about it. Seth MacFarlane is a good host, but he is sorta douchey. It’d be nice if he wasn’t so METRO looking. I have nothing against metrosexuals per se, but I def. get the douche-chills when a metrosexual looking guy that could buy and sell me (no homo), comes out trying to be a comedian. GQ doesn’t equal funny.
Speaking of GQ, too bad they couldn’t get Alec Baldwin to roast… he could tell his hacky ‘Niggas In Paris’ joke:
And thank you Alec Baldwin‘s hot yogi girlfriend Hilaria Thomas for following me back on Twitter and calling me a professor [of Rosetta Stone]. Lol! WINNING, DUH!
Of course I had to make this TV review about me… *Does the dog in DuckHunt laffffffff*
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